August 17, 2006

English Teacher Irritant

Life's tough when you spend your time correcting other people's grammar and usage mistakes. It makes you really notice things that are wrong around you, like this sign we saw on the way home from the beach.

On the up side, since we had to stop near it to feed Emily anyway, we did get a good three miles' worth of chuckles out of it. Most of the speculation centered on where the wheels and steering column would be attached, and trying to picture the whole ensemble on the road. A final guffaw arrived with the questioning of their agenda. It's probably a vast locksmith conspiracy.

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